what’s really painful is reading the sponsored posts’ tags.
I AM CRYING I CAN’T RBETHE
OH GOD THE SECOND GIF ELLEN LOOKS SO CONCERNED OH GOD I WANT ELLEN AS MY MOM OR MY COOL AUNT CRIES ABOUT IT
THAT EXPRESSION PEOPLE MAKE WHEN THEY’RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF A CHAIR
IT IS THE BEST EXPRESSION
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
*history teachers crying*
HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH
Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”
Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.
Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.
2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS
if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently
HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!
I’M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO SCREAM
I CAN FEEL MY FACE TURNING RED
Can Zeus Take The Wheel be a thing? please?
Seriously tho who was in charge of Samus’s character model her anatomy is ridiculous
gotta luv how flexible she is w/ those big ol boobs n neon heels
thanks nintendo it’s just what i wanted n u delivered
"Her anatomy is ridiculous"
She fits in this motherfucking ball shut the fuck up
That’s a pokeball clearly you don’t even know what game she’s from
look at the weird anatomy in these still frames of attack animations
She’s been infused with Chozo dna, she could bend her arm backwards to get a stronger slap on you fools
This is going in the folder of things that will make me feel good even when I’m sad.
Jawn come back and play
NO BUT WHEN IT GETS TO THE END AND SMACKS INTO THE WALL AND SHAKES ITS HEAD A BIT AND THEN THE OTHERS ALL PILE UP IN A LITTLE OTTER BUNDLE I CAN’T
Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train
Yeah the conductor will save your stupid-ass life.